Saturday, November 6, 2010

The best of not always right

notalwaysright.com is a funny site where normally employees talk about some dumb things their customers done from being obnoxious, to illegal , to just dumb not always right has a great collection of some really funny stories so check out the very humorous site. Here are some of my favorite stories-



Give One, Get One Free

Restaurant | United Kingdom
(I’m waiting in line after ordering a cheeseburger. Another customer is being particularly annoying.)
Server: “Your cheeseburger’s ready sir. That’ll be £2.80.”
Me: *handing over money* “Thanks.”
Other customer: “Hey! Why’s he getting his first? We were here first, that’s mine!”
Server: “He ordered a cheeseburger. They’re quicker to make than double bacon burgers. Yours will be done in a minute.”
Other customer: “I want that one! That one is mine!”
(I nod to the server, and they hand the woman the burger.)
Other customer: “This has got cheese in it! And no bacon! Are trying to rip me off?!”
Server: “You said you wanted that one rather than what you ordered.”
Other customer: “This is appalling! I’m going elsewhere. You can’t get your orders in the right order!” *slams cheese burger on van shelf then walks off*
Server, to me: *smiling* “Would you like a free bacon burger with your cheeseburger?”

Loony Over A Loonie

Gas Station | Ontario, Canada
(I am ringing out an American girl. Keep in mind Canada uses coins for $1 and $2.)
Me: “…and your change is $3.64. You have a wonderful day.”
Customer: “Excuse me, you didn’t give me the right change.”
Me: “Yes I did.”
Customer: “No you didn’t. You only gave me coins, no paper.”
Me: “Ma’am, we’re in Canada, and here we use coins.” *I hold up a $1 coin* “This is a loonie, and is worth $1.”
Customer: “What’s a Canada?”

Don’t Ask Her What Size She’d Like

Grocery Store | California, USA
(I am ringing up a customer. She has bought one large jug of ice-cream, a bag of chips, and dip.)
Me: “Did you find everything okay?”
Customer: “Just fine…. just fine.”
(I notice she’s looking me over up and down, but I try to ignore it.)
Customer: “How are you so skinny?”
Me: “Sorry?”
Customer: “How are you skinnier than me? It’s so unhealthy!”
Me: “Uh, well I’m normally like this. I exercise, and I try to stay fit.”
Customer: “Oh, so you’re saying I’m not!? I can’t believe this. Just because I’m buying ice-cream and chips, doesn’t mean I’m unhealthy!”
Me: “I know it doesn’t ma’am. I eat ice-cream too.”
Customer: “Wait, you do?”
Me: “All the time, ma’am.”
Customer: “Oh… no wonder why you’re more bigger than me. You should take care of yourself more.”

Watashi Whaaa

Music Shop | United Kingdom
(I really like Japanese animation and am learning Japanese as a second language so I listen to a lot of Japanese songs.)
Customer: “Excuse me, what kind of music would you recommend? I want to know what CD I should buy.”
Me: “Oh, I don’t think I listen to the kind of music you’d be interested in.”
Customer: “That’s not very helpful. Just tell me what kind of music you like.”
Me: “Well, I listen to a lot of Japanese songs.”
Customer: “I love that song!”
Me: “It’s not just one song. There are a lot of songs in Japanese.”
Customer: “Really? How many.”
Me: “Oh, far too many to count. There are thousands!”
Customer: “Well that’s a bit silly, isn’t it, what’s the point in making songs in a language that no one can understand?”
Me: “A lot of people understand Japanese.”
Customer: “Like who?”
Me: “The people who live in Japan?”
Customer: “You mean Japan’s a real place?! Well, you learn something new every day!”

These are some of my personal favorite posts check out the site for yourself http://notalwaysright.com/ it gets a 8/10 on exploring the internet 

30 comments:

  1. great post & really great blog :)

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  2. Lol wow, some people honestly don't know Japan or Canada? Pathetic!

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  3. Those are really good. Mmmm, free burger.

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  4. wow, good idea with your blog and nice read.

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  5. People can be such idiots sometimes.

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  6. People are so dumb this just proves my point even more.

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  7. wow, that gives me something to think about

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  8. yeah, people can be dumb sometimes

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  9. Kewl story, bra! waiting for updates from you

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  10. Ah, the horrors\joys of working retail. They give us stories to pass down to our children.

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  11. haha, funny stuff, checking out the site now.

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  12. cant wait 'til your next post!

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  13. Great post about a funny website! I'm now a subscriber to "Not Always Right". :o)

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  14. Good post! Looking forward to reading you next one

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