Better late then never

I forgot the email for this account and while trying to make a new blog on how to make money on fiverr http://fiverrguide.blogspot.com/ I googled email me about this one. I am now just posting to let all my followers know I am going to continue posting thank you everyone today is a good day :D I am back to exploring the internet.

Easy death defying tricks

The good ol people on cracked.com have made quite an interesting list. Basically it's a list of things you would have to be pretty dumb to even attempt because it looks like you could get killed despite it being very easy. It all is based on simple psychics like how if you lie on a bed of nails your weight is spread out. Though if you lie on just one nail you quickly realize how sharp a nail can be. This article is a pretty intressting one and something i would expect from cracked it's worth a view.  It gets a 7/10 on exploring the internet


http://www.cracked.com/article_18803_6-death-defying-stunts-that-are-secretly-easy-to-do.html

FML

Fmylife.com is a site where people post things that happened that made their life unenjoyable. A lot of things are so messed up you feel sadistic laughing at it. But who cares it's funny it's amusing.

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

this one is my favorite
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

This site gets a 7/10 on exploring the internet

The best of not always right

notalwaysright.com is a funny site where normally employees talk about some dumb things their customers done from being obnoxious, to illegal , to just dumb not always right has a great collection of some really funny stories so check out the very humorous site. Here are some of my favorite stories-

Give One, Get One Free

Restaurant | United Kingdom

(I’m waiting in line after ordering a cheeseburger. Another customer is being particularly annoying.)
Server: “Your cheeseburger’s ready sir. That’ll be £2.80.”
Me: *handing over money* “Thanks.”
Other customer: “Hey! Why’s he getting his first? We were here first, that’s mine!”
Server: “He ordered a cheeseburger. They’re quicker to make than double bacon burgers. Yours will be done in a minute.”
Other customer: “I want that one! That one is mine!”
(I nod to the server, and they hand the woman the burger.)
Other customer: “This has got cheese in it! And no bacon! Are trying to rip me off?!”
Server: “You said you wanted that one rather than what you ordered.”
Other customer: “This is appalling! I’m going elsewhere. You can’t get your orders in the right order!” *slams cheese burger on van shelf then walks off*
Server, to me: *smiling* “Would you like a free bacon burger with your cheeseburger?”

Loony Over A Loonie

Gas Station | Ontario, Canada

(I am ringing out an American girl. Keep in mind Canada uses coins for $1 and $2.)
Me: “…and your change is $3.64. You have a wonderful day.”
Customer: “Excuse me, you didn’t give me the right change.”
Me: “Yes I did.”
Customer: “No you didn’t. You only gave me coins, no paper.”
Me: “Ma’am, we’re in Canada, and here we use coins.” *I hold up a $1 coin* “This is a loonie, and is worth $1.”
Customer: “What’s a Canada?”

Don’t Ask Her What Size She’d Like

Grocery Store | California, USA

(I am ringing up a customer. She has bought one large jug of ice-cream, a bag of chips, and dip.)
Me: “Did you find everything okay?”
Customer: “Just fine…. just fine.”
(I notice she’s looking me over up and down, but I try to ignore it.)
Customer: “How are you so skinny?”
Me: “Sorry?”
Customer: “How are you skinnier than me? It’s so unhealthy!”
Me: “Uh, well I’m normally like this. I exercise, and I try to stay fit.”
Customer: “Oh, so you’re saying I’m not!? I can’t believe this. Just because I’m buying ice-cream and chips, doesn’t mean I’m unhealthy!”
Me: “I know it doesn’t ma’am. I eat ice-cream too.”
Customer: “Wait, you do?”
Me: “All the time, ma’am.”
Customer: “Oh… no wonder why you’re more bigger than me. You should take care of yourself more.”

Watashi Whaaa

Music Shop | United Kingdom

(I really like Japanese animation and am learning Japanese as a second language so I listen to a lot of Japanese songs.)
Customer: “Excuse me, what kind of music would you recommend? I want to know what CD I should buy.”
Me: “Oh, I don’t think I listen to the kind of music you’d be interested in.”
Customer: “That’s not very helpful. Just tell me what kind of music you like.”
Me: “Well, I listen to a lot of Japanese songs.”
Customer: “I love that song!”
Me: “It’s not just one song. There are a lot of songs in Japanese.”
Customer: “Really? How many.”
Me: “Oh, far too many to count. There are thousands!”
Customer: “Well that’s a bit silly, isn’t it, what’s the point in making songs in a language that no one can understand?”
Me: “A lot of people understand Japanese.”
Customer: “Like who?”
Me: “The people who live in Japan?”
Customer: “You mean Japan’s a real place?! Well, you learn something new every day!”

These are some of my personal favorite posts check out the site for yourself http://notalwaysright.com/ it gets a 8/10 on exploring the internet 

The ten funniest bathroom gadgets

The people at dirjournal.com compiled a least of the ten funniest bathroom gadgets these gadgets range from slightly inappropriate to suicidal to outwardly creepy. While these gadgets are funny I doubt anyone would want any of these humorous gadget.

 I give it a 7.5 out of 10 on exploring the internet
ps. I was looking over older posts and I completely forgot about my rating scheme so I will continue to do it again.



http://www.dirjournal.com/shopping-journal/10-funniest-and-gross-bathroom-gadgets/

Exam answears

When taking a test and you don't know the answer most people would guess or cheat. Some people decide to try to get credit by amusing the teacher. At ned hady they found the 20 funniest exam answers and made it into a a funny post personally i think the people who did these answers deserve extra credit for there originality but somehow i doubt they'll get it it gets a 8.5/10 on exploring the internet

link --http://nedhardy.com/2010/09/22/20-of-the-funniest-exam-answers-of-all-time/
btw tell your friends about this site they'll like it

Tin Foil uses

I don't normally look at diylife.com but I found a simple yet amusing post they had on there and I had to share it. It's the 15 awesome uses of aluminum foil. This might seem like an immature concept but it's a very useful one since most of these I would have never thought of especially sharpening a knife I think Tin foil companies don't recommend that because they would need a lawyer but it could work very well if you don't cut yourself. Cooking is something everyone knows it could be used for but I never though of some of the cooking ideas they mention there are some really good ideas. So check out this very interesting post at http://www.diylife.com/2007/09/11/15-awesome-uses-for-aluminum-foil/ it gets a 6/10 on exploring the internet
Also sorry for not posting a lot but I will start blogging more intensely now lmao